Mum: You’ve read The Picture of Dorian Gray haven’t you?
Me: Yeah, I read it in school.
Mum: What was it about?
Me: It was about this guy who had a portrait of himself which got uglier as he turned into more of an ar…
The painting changed to reflect his every vice, and he kept it hidden out of shame.
Mum: Ah yes, that’s sounds familiar. I think I’ve seen it.
Me: Yeah it got made into a movie.
Dad: Well I remember him from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I hated what they did to the Phantom in that movie. Hated it!